George McClements

Every Tuesday night, while his parents try to enjoy their dinner, a boy turns into a monster the moment a pea touches his lips.

Hello and welcome to the epic writings of Ned and Peter! This is the place where we recorded our totally awesome, totally normal European adventures. It's weird when you say "totally normal" like that, Pete. I'm just telling anyone who might read this over my shoulder (hey, MJ!) that it is 100 percent average, normal teenage-dude fun. That doesn't sound suspicious at all... Anywaaaay, crack open that cover and dive into all the excitement we had while...