Everybody's favorite: tales from the world's worst perfectionist

Introduction: Attack of the Madisons --

Nothing's funnier than naked --

Popular sins, explained --

Sexy cartoon God --

Tiny dainty baby lady --

Evening of carnal delights as envisioned by my ten-year-old self --

Welcome to Ass Planet --

I'm a clog bitch now --

I'm a clog bitch now (Part 2) --

Incredible vibrating teen --

Beware the howler --

Poor woman's Steve Irwin --

Essential items to have on hand when the world ends --

Bugging out --

I am backpack pug --

I'm a B12 bitch now --

Face of an angel, heart of a gerbil --

Out of office --

Opinion machine --

Quiz: which boy band archetype is your perfect boo? --

Bag egg --

Madison forever.