The mythical cookbook: 10 simple rules for cooking deliciously, eating happily, and living mythically

Introduction

Rule 1. Full your happiness pit as early as possible (breakfast)

Rule 2. Share food with people to trick them into liking you (appetizers)

Rule 3. If a hot dog is a sandwich, you can be a chef (sandwiches)

Rule 4. When life hands you bacon, don't question it and just eat the dang bacon (bacon)

Rule 5. Eat together as a family, even if that family is just you, a cat, and an aggressive, sentient toaster (dinner)

Rule 6. The person who first ate cheese was a weirdo; be like the first person who ate cheese (cheese)

Rule 7. Set fire to your mouth, not your kitchen (spicy)

Rule 8. If you can dream it, you can deep-fry it (deep-fried)

Rule 9. Eat dessert first, or last, or whenever the heck you want to (dessert)

Rule 10. East something that scares you (curious).