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Tinder Nightmares is a hilarious look at some of the most epic fails of the often racy, always ridiculous, "romantic" exchanges on Tinder. The Instagram account of the same name has skyrocketed to popularity for its captivating-and sometimes titillating-ability to capture the real-life conversations between people who are looking to connect with that special someone. Tinder Nightmares is organized by theme, with chapters such as Bad English, Broetry,...
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"Mr Wodehouse's idyllic world can never stale. He will continue to release future generations from captivity that may be more irksome than our own. He has made a world for us to live in and delight in." -Evelyn Waugh
"Wodehouse is one of the funniest and most productive men who ever wrote in English. He is far from being a mere jokesmith: he is an authentic craftsman, a wit and humorist of the first water, the inventor of a prose style which is a...
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If you give a man a cookie...he's going to want milk to go with it...God forbid he should get it himself.
If You Give a Man a Cookie is a woman's commentary about her helpless man and the chain of events that leads him on a journey from the bed to the bathroom to the couch and back to bed at nightfall.
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Synopsis: Laurie Anderson believes in repeat performances, especially when it comes to marriage. Thankfully, she finally got it right with her fifth husband and is happily living on the side of fifty in a town known for only one thing-its sins. Now she just wishes she could create a new pastime besides standing in front of a mirror and pulling her skin back so she can see her original jawline again.
Laurie is not alone. Her best friends-wacko Sally...
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Two European siblings travel to New England to meet their American cousins in this classic satire. Henry James's short novel The Europeans, which made its debut in serial form in the Atlantic Monthly, is the beloved tale of Eugenia Münster and her brother, Felix Young, who travel to Boston after having spent most of their lives in France, Italy, Spain, and Germany. At the heart of the story rest the concerns that most intrigued the iconic author:...
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It's everyone's favorite form of insult comedy (as seen on MTV!)-hundreds of crushingly funny one-liners about "yo' mama"-and all yo' other relatives-sure to shut people's mouths or make them howl with laughter.
Yo' mama is so fat, when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up.
Yo' mama is so old that when she was young, rainbows were black and white.
Yo' mama is so fat, she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo' mama is so dumb that when she saw a...
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This book originated from the many interactions we have had with the persons who have entered our doors. All the episodes in this book actually occurred, some serious, some sad, some funny, and some thought provoking. Combining these ingredients with a concern about the loss of middle-class values, this book bakes up a solution for television executives and others to consider. Place this bed and breakfast dish in an oven, set the heat up, and see...
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They've got one another, and now they're going to find the one that got away if it kills them-which it very well might. WOMEN'S NIGHT OUT, the second book in the Life's Second Chances Series, is about the long-lasting friendships among three women forged when, as young mothers, two of them saved the third's life. Fifteen years later, things have changed. All three of them are now single moms with teenage children, and they've all built new careers...
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Trip Harrington was at the top of his game when he won an Olympic gold medal. A decade later, he's still reliving his victory and sailing on the honor and expects everyone in his small town to feel the same way. Truth is, they don't.
His parents, especially, aren't so keen on having their lazy, unemployed, and narcissistic son living with them. So they send him for counseling. Trip takes his psychologist's advice and begins to chances. His inflated...
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Disney was best noted as being the man who instilled the Happily Ever After into all little girl's minds while growing up. Not only did he lie, but totally confused the heck out of Mia. When Mia met Ross, she thought nothing of his future lawyer title or the pink shirt he so proudly wore. A future lawyer was something she wasn't interested in, but his numerous attempts for her attention were adding up. A 48-hour date later and a few years in the bag,...
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Is falling in love wonderful? Lots of songs say it is. But for me, falling in love was one disaster after another. Now, decades later, as I retell those stories, they seem funny, a slice of human comedy. At the time they didn't seem very hilarious, but maybe some comedy, or even all comedy, is rooted in misery. Reshaping past disappointments into comedy is a way to cope. Since I also wanted to be an artist, the stories include paintings and drawings...
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“Dealbreaker” is a hilarious reference guide to the qualities that, when discovered, transform the "date you hope to go home with" into the "date you pray never calls again." A "dealbreaker" could be an annoying habit (you talk through movies), a physical attribute (your soul patch), a lifestyle choice (your cucumber melon body spray), a worldview (your delusions of grandeur), and everything in between!
With a combination of good-natured ribbing...
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Angie thinks she has found the love of her life. All goes well until she starts getting phone calls from a sultry woman and realizes her man is cheating. She decides to take matters into her own hands and confront the two lovers. After all, what could possibly go wrong?
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Hey doll, You look really good! Still single? Hey, how about I get a nice bottle of wine, you make some light snacks, I stop by and we get to talk all night? Sounds like a plan for Saturday night? Im serious. I can give you my #, work #, address anything. Have a beautiful day and get in touch. Hector ********** What was Hector thinking? We had never met we hadnt even spoken on the phone but he wanted to talk all night and volunteered me to make some...
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This e-book helps ladies in relationships to awaken the love in their men and give their relationships the boost they require. Attention! In your attempts to make your man jealous without losing him, always remember that; there is no greater glory than love, nor any greater punishment than jealousy.
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Adam Lennard had never been a sleep-talker until, one night while fast asleep, he yelled, "Enough with the cheese! Enough!" From that night, Adam's exclamations grew exponentially in topic, crudeness, and downright hilarity, and his wife, Karen Slavick-Lennard, had the good sense to write it all down. Sleep Talkin' Man is the story of Adam, a mild-mannered Englishman with a wild nocturnal life, possibly an entire separate personality, known only as...
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A little Coco Chanel, a lot Carrie Bradshaw, with a dash of Maureen Dowd-a hip, hilarious collection of mini-profiles in shopping and romantic courage. From one very fabulous and elusive little pink raincoat (to woo the commitment phobe) to a pair of very persuasive peach panties (gift from a dazzling doc), author Gigi Anders relates her experiences as they deal with her dual obsessions of clothing and men. Here are ten vignettes chronicling ten choice...
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Monólogos de una pringada relata en clave de humor las experiencias vividas por una mujer que alcanza la cuarentena intentando cumplir con todos los convencionalismos sociales establecidos: el matrimonio, los hijos, el éxito profesional...
Un viaje a través de situaciones que van de lo ridículo a lo absurdo pasando por lo bochornoso para lograr una única meta: descubrir a la pringada que lleva dentro.
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Meet Jill. Forced to freezer dive for Nate's dream of the largest turkey on the planet, Jill is ready to call it quits on her marriage. The man with the gorgeous blue eyes is no longer the man she married.
When her husband lands in the hospital after trying to get the hot bird out of the oven, Jill becomes downsized at work. Her wealthy friend, Jaynie writes a silly advice column in the local newspaper and when she's desperate to go skiing in Aspen,...
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Una señora a la que se le cae una pistola, que niega que sea suya, que finalmente reconoce que es para matar a su marido, por solidaridad. Una novia que se casa por el embarazo inesperado de su hermana. Una actriz interpretando a una suicida que acaba convirtiéndose en asesina por casualidad. Una mujer apasionada a la que el ginseng le juega una mala pasada. Un marido harto de comer potaje y sesos, sorprendido por su esposa cuando está a punto...
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