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Outrageous stories and no holds barred advice from the mind of a ghetto genius.
J-Wunder has shocked, entertained, and advised millions of visitors on his blog, Ghetto Genius, since 2010. WAIT...WHAT?! collects the best and the most ridiculous stories, best-of lists, and advice columns, with never-before-seen insights into the wild life of J-Wunder and his partners in crime, Anonymous and The Ringer.
Highlights include:
• The epic saga of hooking...
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Ari Gold, after years of dominating the Hollywood agency scene, finally offers invaluable tips and advice on how to be as successful in work and in life as Gold himself.
Ari Gold is known for his ruthless approach to deal-making and client relationships that made him one of, if not the, most powerful and sought-after agents in Hollywood until he retired in 2011. In his new book THE GOLD STANDARD, Gold will illuminate, for the first time, his unique,...
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Oh, come all ye furful! Cat lovers will rejoice to find this brand-new edition of the top-selling book now available. With 20 rollicking feline renditions of favorite Christmas carols, it's the perfect way to celebrate the holidays. Featuring all-new illustrations and including several new songs, Catmas Carols is full of festive odes to the joys of the season, from yummy dinner scraps and new catnip toys to the ornaments that shine temptingly from...
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Saints and Church leaders have stated that the Holy Spirit is the forgo7en Person of the Blessed Trinity. We are not sure of who He is or what He does, or what we really believe about Him. The author here shares what might be considered a list of the Spirit's a7ributes. He describes in detail the work of the Holy Spirit as Creator of life, as Consoler, as Protector of the Church.
He encourages the reader to take comfort in knowing that Jesus sent...
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Chronicle Books LLC
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2015
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Life wisdom from the New York Times-bestselling author of I Could Pee on This: “Learn how adopting a cat-like state of mind will ensure you prosper.” —Catster
Our feline friends have spent eons observing, napping, pondering, napping, and taking notes about the human condition. In between naps, they’ve realized that we humans could use some catlike guidance when it comes to handling...
Our feline friends have spent eons observing, napping, pondering, napping, and taking notes about the human condition. In between naps, they’ve realized that we humans could use some catlike guidance when it comes to handling...
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Written in the style and format of the "New York Times" bestseller "The Official Handbook of the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy," this expose is full of fresh reporting, devastating quotes, scandalous stories, funny sidebars, and forgotten but telling incidents from Hillary's past.
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Once upon a time, mostly as a prank, a big silly Troll appeared on a gaudy golden staircase and announced that he wanted to lead a country. He tapped into fears of the country to put together votes and amazingly, alarmingly, got what he wanted. He was an awful President, he complained about a lot. During his time he never cared about the job.
After three years he was up for reelection. The beleaguered voters saw through his nefarious schemes and...
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We must inform, engage, and activate all Americans to vote! Critical thinking needs to endure if the US is to survive. We must think America great again, because critical thinking leads to action! Janie Johnson's Think America Great teaches and engages anyone who wants to think and clearly express the ideas that make America great. Conservative principles have made America great and will continue to keep America great! Think America Great provides...
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Forget about Ann Landers and Dear Abby. Tammy deals with real problems and doesn't give a rip if your mother-in-law is a nosy know-it-all or if you're unsure where to seat the second wives at your daughter's wedding. That's all crap. Tammy deals with real problems like: 1. What should you wear to your parole hearing? 2. How come lite beer weighs the same as regular beer? 3. IS a dog's mouth really cleaner than a human's? 4. Is "Gator" a good name...
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Strange and laughable adventures for all ages. A pirate crew is hijacked by a haunted bowling alley. A robot disastrously attends Mardi Gras. Armed only with honesty, a trout saves lives on the Mississippi. The Easter Bunny gets worn out. George Washington eats a breakfast fit for champions. A cyclops outwits a sinister sheep-eating monster. A dog bites a vacuum cleaner hose. Bigfoot gets a dog that lays eggs. A bear gets hungry enough to eat a vampire,...
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What happens when a Southern, conservative developer is convicted of a white-collar crime and forced to work with liberal, charitable volunteers building houses for the under-privileged? James T. Curtis answers this question in "Lewis Grizzard Is Dead and I Don't Feel So Good Myself", a candid blend of memoir and political treatise that describes what happens when right-wing and left-wing ideologies collide amidst lumber, hammers, and nails. In the...
18) Brief vs. Brace
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This story is an in-depth look into one woman's passage through a knee surgery gone wrong and how she took what was a potentially bad situation and turned it into a work of humor.
This adventure takes you through many transitions where you find yourself laughing out loud, waiting to see what is going to happen next.
The adventure ends on a good note, leaving you feeling happy for the author.
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Publius is best known for his writing of The Federalist Papers, a series of 85 essays which
promoted the ratification of the Constitution of the United States between October 1787 and
May 1788, published in various New York state newspapers of the time. Although he has not
published anything new until now, with the sagacity and perspective he has gained as he
approaches his three hundredth birthday, Publius has decided that our current political...
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Funny interviews with inanimate objects, words and phrases: Oligarchy, the Loch Ness Monster, Chris Christie's blue fleece, the State of the Union Address, President Obama's Golf Putter, Putin's Left Nipple, Selfie, Nowhere, a CNN Microphone, Boehner's Boner, Limbaugh's Ass, A Primate, Mitt Romney's unreleased tax returns, the Higgs Boson God Particle, a pig, American Exceptionalism, New Yahoo Logo. Buy this book to support the author as he writes...
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